Contrary to beliefs, mathematics society is really interesting and fun to be in. Any yea, I lOVE the math jokes!!! Here are some:
1) What does a little mermaid wear?
ans: algaebra!
2) What is e to the power of e to the power of e and so on?
ans: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3) All the trigo and algebraic functions were invited to the New Year's party. But why wasn't e to the power of x invited?
ans: It cannot be integrated!
4) Dating tip: Let me be your sine,
will u be my cosine
and lets not let tangent come between us!

Some chem jokes..HA!
1) A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"

The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

2)Q. Where does one put the dishes?
A. In the Zinc.

3)Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A. One molar solution.

By :http://www.chemistry.org/portal/a/c/s/1/acsdisplay.html?DOC=jokes1.html

4)Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

5)Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

6)
About Justus von Liebig (1803-1873).One day he was approached by his assistant who all excited informed him that he had just discovered a universal solvent.Liebig asked: "And what is a universal solvent?"Assistant: "One that dissolves all substances."Liebig: "Where are you going to keep that solvent, then?"

7)What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
ans:Methylated Spirits.

By http://www.juliantrubin.com/chemistryjokes.html

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